featured-17deer3The Eight: Reindeer Monologues

By Jeff Goode
Directed by James McHale

Open Call Mon, Sept. 25th and Tues, Sept. 26th at 7:00 pm 

Audition Appt:
Appointments can be made starting at 8pm each night.
To request one of these time slots, visit this page and submit by September 22.

If you are not available for the listed appointment times or if all times have been taken, please attend our open call.
Chance Theater
5522 E. La Palma Ave.
Anaheim, CA 92807

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Sides as indicated below.
Headshot and resume.
Begin November 6th. Weekday evenings and weekends.

At Chance Theater, on the Fyda-Mar Stage
December 8-23
Thurs 7:45 pm, Fri 7:45 & 10pm, Sat 5pm & 8:30pm, Sun 2:45pm & 5pm, 

Special Performances: Tuesday, December 19th at 7:45pm, Wednesday, December 20th 7:45pm,


$25 per performance


We just couldn’t shut them up…. so for the 14th straight year, accusations, rumors and all-out attacks are (still) flying fast and furious around the toy shop. Hear the truth straight from the reindeer who know Santa best. When a doe says “No” she means “No.”

WARNING!!  This show contains FOUL-MOUTHED REINDEER and very inappropriate ADULT HUMOR! Definitely no kids or anyone who doesn’t want to see the dark side of Santa Claus, Mrs. Claus and the North Pole!

Character Breakdown:

Note: Seeking OUTRAGEOUS characters, audience participation skills a plus, seeking all ethnicities.
Each role will be double cast.

Male 18-40
The leader of the team; his priority is that Christmas continues as planned

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Male, 18-40

The only openly gay reindeer on Santa’s team

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Male, 18-40
The most famous reindeer of all; more well-known by his other name: “Prancer”

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Female, 18-40
Feminist reindeer that is ready to take Santa down for good

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Male, 18-40
Former troubled deer and current Santa-phile who believes that we all need to stop questioning whether or not Santa is innocent

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Female, 18-40
Jewish; former ballet instructor; more concerned about whether she’ll get a raise because of this controversy

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Male, 18-40
Rudolph’s dad; made a hard decision many years ago that assured fame and riches for Rudolph (and himself) and is now tortured by his son’s relapse

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Female, 18-40
Sexually free; a very strong-willed doe who is not short on attitude or opinions; must decide whether or not to destroy Christmas “as we know it”

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