The Eight Reindeer Monologues

by Jeff Goode
Directed by James McHale

Reviewer Quotes

“ Outrageously funny and extremely raunchy ”

Orange County Register

“ Exquisitely humorous moments ”

OC Weekly

“ The funniest (and filthiest) Christmas show in town ”


Single Tickets Go On Sale October 27, 2017
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Return of the UN-Holiday tradition

We just couldn’t shut them up…. so for the 14th straight year, accusations, rumors and all-out attacks are (still) flying fast and furious around the toy shop. Hear the truth straight from the reindeer who know Santa best. When a doe says “No” she means “No.”

WARNING!!  This show contains FOUL-MOUTHED REINDEER and very inappropriate ADULT HUMOR! Definitely no kids or anyone who doesn’t want to see the dark side of Santa Claus, Mrs. Claus and the North Pole!

SEASON PRODUCERS Bette & Wylie Aitken

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Venue Bette Aitken theater arts Center

Bette Aitken theater arts Center
5522 E. La Palma Ave.
Anaheim, CA  92807
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  • Free Parking
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At a Glance

Upcoming Performances
Approximate Running Time:
1 hour, 30 minutes with no intermissions
Special Notes:
  • @ Bette Aitken theater arts Center
  • On the Fyda-Mar Stage
  • Contains very foul-mouthed reindeer, the twisted truth about Santa and other adult themes.

Featured Artists

Production Team

Jeff Goode
James McHale 


Bette & Wylie Aitken
Season Producers
Chance Theater Resident Artist